A Sample Grant Proposal

As I endeavor to write my first grant proposal, I wanted to get some outside opinions on my draft:

 

Grant Proposal for the Conception 2017 Cohort

Number of participants required: ~135 million babies conceived in 2017

Number of researchers required: all public health/medical/biostatistic professionals

Number of years required: 9 months pregnancy + lifetimes of ~135 million babies

Number of variables measured: ∞

Number of dollars required: ∞

Quality of information: Priceless

 

got-money

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